I've just spent the afternoon on my bike and got snarled up in the hell that is Edinburgh's school run traffic - why don't car drivers like us motorcyclists? I'm a parent, I was out shopping for new jeans, butter and loo roll - I don't remember deciding I didn't like you based on your choice of personal transport. I'm just like you, just wetter and colder - pleased to meet you, the name's Ally - watch out for me and I'll watch out for you...